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WatchWatch
I’m here to remind you…
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Movie Reviews That Miss The Point
500 Days of Summer - I like Ringo Starr, too. That guy from Inception was wrong. Addams Family - M. Bison REALLY likes the French language. The Affairs of Dobie Gillis - I guess Glen Miller was popular. Aliens - Vagina. Astro Boy - A whole lot of people sure did die. Back to the Future - So, how does Doc Brown know Marty, again? Barbarella - That’s a lot of really crappy chroma key. Batman...
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I’m not a lawyer or anything, but it seems to me that if you shot ANY law official, regardless of rank, that you should retain a lawyer, who would PROBABLY advise you to not author a popular reggae song on the subject. That’s not very irie. - I and I. Doug Driesel Jr.
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I’m using every part of these jeans I bought from The Buffalo Exchange “Because I’m overweight and they don’t sell them in my size).
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Movie Reviews That Miss The Point (Updated...
I’ve filled up a new page in my joke book. You know what that means: New Movie Reviews that Miss the Point! New ones are in bold. 500 Days of Summer - I like Ringo Starr, too. That guy from Inception was wrong. Aliens - Vagina. Astro Boy - A whole lot of people sure did die. Barbarella - That’s a lot of really crappy chroma key. Beyond Thunderdome - That’s not how you pronounce ‘gasoline.’...
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