January 2010
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The Ever Adventures of Gilgamesh
The morning they locked up the mall was crazy. The day, January 4, 2009*, sat on the sidewalk outside it’s house in a diaper, playing with a rocky road, double stacked iced cream cone, as though the bit of waffle cone goodness were some sort of AgustaWestland Apache. This day had some steep, psychological issues that needed to be dealt with in an advanced mental health facility, where it...
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The Best Dungeons and Dragons Story I Have
This starts out kind of nerdy, but it gets better, so stick with it.
I’m listening to the Second Column podcast with Asterios Kokkinos, who is telling a story about D&D and how it was the most exciting thing that’s happened to him recently. That reminds me…
I was playing D&D with friends in college. My character was Lord Ashley Chong, and I was a cleric. ...
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Have You Seen Me?
I’m hiding behind your fern.
No, not THAT fern, the other one.
You’re in the wrong room.
Well, I never said I was in your ‘fern room.’ I said I was ‘behind your fern.’
Well, why the hell do you have so many damn ferns, anyway?
That’s not a good reason. That’s a TERRIBLE reason.
Because I don’t think Bruce Willis actually LIKES ferns that much.
Because he Bruce Willis.
Look, I...