March 2012
8 posts
February 2012
9 posts
The Viet Cong
As a remarkably unsuccessful stand-up comedian, I also had a day job. And, not to brag, but my day job (I don’t want to mention where I work, so let’s just say we use a LOT of both coffee beans and tea leaves) is In a large, outdoor mall. And, like any self-respecting mall, we have a Victoria’s Secret.
I don’t have a problem with Victoria’s Secret. I LOVE...
A Few Notes On Brandy (Who I've Been Told is a...
First of all, and I want to get this out of the way right up front, you can’t fuck the sea. So this sailor is either pirate gay or is a little too into fucking manatees.
Either way, Brandy, you have to stop chasing after this loser. He is obviously not in to you. Here’s a test: When you’re having sex, if he is e’en able to achieve a modest erection, does he have you make...
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Weekly Newsletter
Ahoy Cats, and the much more feminine “Cattettes.” ‘Tis I, Doug Driesel Jr. Who am I, you might ask. If you do, then shame on you. Get a life. Stop trolling around on stumbleupon and get a day job. The economy’s suffering, and it’s all because you like to read the blogs of random people you find on the internet!
And, if you like that sudden harsh turn in dialogue,...
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Magic After Dark
Here’s what a dummy _I_ am. I have started a new show Friday nights at ten o’clock at Magicopolis. Remember the bar show that Erik Tate used to do? Yeah, it’s that, only with a new name (Magic After Dark). That’s not what makes me a dummy, by the by.
What makes me a world-class dummy is the fact that I found out I’m doing the show last Friday, and I’m JUST NOW...